Here’s a treat for you……Just put together a parody of the one thing in ads, etc. that we all dislike (to put it mildly), the FINE PRINT. Please take a listen and a laugh……..
In case you are wondering here is the text of the fine print i used from the AAA Club print ad for their battery service……
AAA Battery Service is provided by independent service providers and is only available in select areas during select hours. Batteries and battery warranties are provided by independent suppliers.
Batteries are available for most makes and models. Battery prices vary depending on vehicle make and model. Warranty valid in the United States and Canada. Copies of the warranties are available for inspection from the technician at any time upon request. Membership Roadside Assistance terms and conditions apply. See the Member Guide for details. ‘The battery diagnostics test is free during your four free calls per membership year.
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